Not another Story Part 17

Title 17

Three days of peace reigned over the empire. Probably because Neceron was no-where to be found and the RebelZ were preoccupied with the upcoming Chess tournament. This year’s champion will get a whole sandwich! Whereas the loser has to restock the Pepsi.
The Agents of the Empire were mostly confined to Eggman’s underground lair where Neceron was training them. Eggman briefly walked in on them from time to time, one time he found them slowly punching hot coals, Another time he found them kicking padded wooden poles repeatedly, and another he found them all playing Ouendan. Neceron claimed to Eggman it was “to build up their hand-eye co-ordination, reflexes, and dexterity”. Finally, this time around, Eggman sent Sally over to check on them.
“Why do you want me to check on the other agents, sire?” Sally asked, being pushed towards the door
“Because I fear they may be playing Guitar Hero or DDR in there.” Eggman said, trying not to picture that
“What if they were shirtless?” Sally said, obviously trying not to help
Eggman immediately pictured it. He then shoved Sally to the door and fled. Sally sighed and opened the door. There she found all the agents doing push-ups, but something was different. She walked in and walked towards the front of the room. She found Neceron doing one-handed, hand-standing push-ups.
“Fuckin’ Show-off.” Sally thought
“What brings you to this abode of Manliness?” Neceron grunted, jumping back to his feet.
“The Eggman wishes to find out what’s going on and when this will be finished.” Sally said, trying not to vomit from the raw smell of man-sweat.
“Well, luckily for you two. It’s over right now.” Neceron said.
“Really?” Sally said, rather surprised “you trained them to your level in three days?”
Neceron laughed heartily. “To my level? Honey, The only way these guys could get to my level is if they were Spartans! But, I have trained them to an appropriate level.”
“How do I know it’s appropriate?” Sally asked, disbelievingly
“Well…” Neceron said, looking around the room of still-doing-push-up furries. One furry began to stop, kicked his feet up and began doing two-handed hand-stand push-ups. Neceron pointed to him “Attack that guy with a knife.” Neceron said quietly, so the furry wouldn’t hear.
“You’re on.” Sally said, drawing an ‘Eggman-standard-issue Knife’. And charged at it. Before she could stick the knife into it’s leg, The furry spun around, kicking the knife out of Sally’s hand, and swung it’s arm to knock Sally over. Sally feel to the ground and as she looked up, The furry’s foot was centimetres from her face, in the style of an axe-kick.
“They’re good, alright.” Sally said, not taking her eyes off the furry’s foot.
Neceron patted the furry’s head and it brought it’s foot to the ground and not in Sally’s face. Neceron bent over and put out his hand to help Sally up. Sally took Neceron’s hand and got up.
Neceron let forth a loud whistle and yelled:
“Alright, Lads and Lasses! Time’s up! You are now the best of Eggman’s troops! Don’t take shit from anyone!”
All the furries stood up and screamed back: “OSU!”
“But don’t think because I trained you, you can take me!” Neceron yelled “I can still break you!”
The furries remained silent.
“But slim chances of that happening!” Neceron yelled gleefully “Hit the showers you lot, you’ve earned it!”
As the furries left, Neceron stopped Sally and brought her close.
“Three things before I go.” Neceron said to her “One: Take me to Eggman. Two: Have this room purged because it smells like dude. Three: Find my Godot Chao. Havn’t seen him in Days.
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After purging the room of fierce B.O with 3 straight hours of deodorant-bombs to the room, Neceron was finally brought to Eggman.

End for Nao~